Some People Need a Little Fertilizer 💩🐄

For those days when “be the bigger person” feels wildly overrated. This sarcastic graphic tee features a goofy cow and the brutally relatable line: “Sometimes I just want to throw cow poop at people to fertilize them so they grow up.” It’s equal parts country humor, dark sarcasm, and zero patience for nonsense.

Why you’ll love it:

• Soft everyday feel: Made from combed and ring-spun cotton for a smooth, comfortable shirt you can actually live in.
• Unisex modern fit: True to size with an easy, casual fit that works for everyday wear.
• Vintage-inspired graphic: Distressed typography, bold red accents, and the tongue-out cow give this design a fun western-meets-streetwear look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton: Heather colors contain polyester.
• Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), making it comfortable for layering or wearing on its own.
• Pre-shrunk fabric: Helps reduce unexpected sizing surprises after washing.
• Side-seamed construction: Provides a cleaner shape and better fit.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping: Adds structure and durability through the neckline and shoulders.
• Blank garment sourced from: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the United States.

A gift with attitude: Perfect for sarcastic friends, ranch folks, farmers, cow lovers, country girls and guys, or anyone whose patience is currently out to pasture.

Please note: This is a lightweight fabric and may be slightly sheer, especially in lighter colors or under bright lighting.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. For best results, wash inside out and avoid ironing directly over the graphic.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!